• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.

Persistent Male Advances...

Husband and wife in bed... Hubby turns to Wifey and tries it on. Promptly, Wifey gives him the brush off by saying "Sorry Dear, but I have a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to remain as clean as possible"

...5 minutes later, Hubby turns to Wifey again and asks, "Any chance you have a dental appointment tomorrow too?" :twisted:

Latest Threads