Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Bowser-Mong, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Black guy runs into see his doctor. As he is running on the spot he says,"Doc Doc I cant stop running. I run everywhere. When I should stop I run on the spot. Help."

    Doc says, " Here take this powder. Come back and see me in a couple of days".

    Black guy returns and is still. "Doc dont know what you gave me but it worked wonders. I dont run anywhere now. What was it?"

    Doc says" I gave you Persil."

    "Persil?" says the black guy. "Why Persil?"

  2. Predictable from the off.