Permission to grow a beard sir

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Dashing_Chap, Jun 1, 2011.

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  1. So I’m growing a beard and it’s looking rather impressive, but then I looked closer and spied something unusual bristling amongst the tufts of my rugged and handsome jawline.

    A ginger hair. o_O

    The horror! The horror!

    DC
     
  2. fuck off you boring cunt, do society a favour and drown yourself
     
  3. Have a heart you rotten bastard! I just lost my job, my girlfriend walked out and now I have to come to terms with being a fecking gwar.

    My life is falling apart.

    DC
     
  4. Do you have Jockenese ancestry ?
     
  5. I don't think so, I've gone my whole life without seeing any ginge in the family, I was under the impression that I had noble saxon/norse heritage and now I have to come to terms with being a ginger ninja.

    Does anyone else have this problem? I was looking quite rugged too.

    Does this mean I can't take the piss out of ginger people?

    DC
     
  6. Dial 0800-whogivesafuck.
     
  7. Isn't it "Permission to discontinue shaving?"
     

  8. Actually I was thinking about applying for incapacity benefit due to having ginger genes, that way I could do some work for the council, spend all night talking about liberal politics on arrse and sleep all day, fab!

    Skipton's quite nice this time of year too.

    DC