Periods

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Dec 22, 2010.

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  1. I'm sick and tired of hearing my missus bang on and on about her heavy periods and how she can't get any tampons that absorb enough.





    I told her to put a sock in it.
     
  2. What do you call a used tampon floating down a river? A blood vessel.

    I'll get my coat
     
  3. I hate it when my daughter slides down the bannister, especially now she's started having periods.
     
  4. What do elephants use as tampons?

    Sheep.