Perhaps some sort of award in recognition is appropriate...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Jan 26, 2012.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

  2. Oldest trick in the book the fucking bitch. I hope he sends her a gallon of gin and a wire coat hanger.
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  3. Tell her to fuck off the lying bitch. She's fackin lying I tell yer.

    No blood tests or DNA that's almost an admission of guilt. She was fucking another bloke that's why he elbowed her.

    good drills that man
  4. .... he should have .....Hooped - her !!!!
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

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  6. That is awsome timing, nobody can say he ran away from the responsibility!

    'We split up before I knew, if I'd known I might have played it differently, I'll always be there for the baby.'

    The moral highground is all his.

    Better timing than Blair handing new labour over to Brown before it went pear shaped;

    'You have the conn number two'
    'I have the conn...' BANG!!!
    'TONY! You bastard!'
  7. Tara Suckoff?
  8. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    I surprised it took as long as 7 posts myself.
  9. Sorry,I'm trying to run a business here as well you know!
  10. Fine example of 6F drill that man....

    Find her
    Fuck her
    Fuck her about
    Fuck her oFF! need some work!
  11. I don't care if he's rich/famous and uses golden globes for door stops. He should be given an award for being, without any shadow of doubt, the scruffiest cunt since Geldorf plagued our screens. Can't he afford fucking pyjamas to sleep in?

    What a bag of shite.
  12. We will be plagued by the abortion in the news next.
  13. Do they televise those now?