Perhaps some sort of award in recognition is appropriate...

Tell her to fuck off the lying bitch. She's fackin lying I tell yer.

No blood tests or DNA that's almost an admission of guilt. She was fucking another bloke that's why he elbowed her.

good drills that man
That is awsome timing, nobody can say he ran away from the responsibility!

'We split up before I knew, if I'd known I might have played it differently, I'll always be there for the baby.'

The moral highground is all his.

Better timing than Blair handing new labour over to Brown before it went pear shaped;

'You have the conn number two'
'I have the conn...' BANG!!!
'TONY! You bastard!'
I don't care if he's rich/famous and uses golden globes for door stops. He should be given an award for being, without any shadow of doubt, the scruffiest cunt since Geldorf plagued our screens. Can't he afford fucking pyjamas to sleep in?

What a bag of shite.

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