Not to open a can of the preverbial worms. But i have had shat week at work and i need vent my anger. But I am in firm belief that there should now be performance related pay. because there are too many fecking oxygen thiefs in this mans army. If your not fit and not content to do something about it - then the X factor out your pay should be removed. If some horrible fooker is just basically taking the piss and they have been placed on AGAI 67 and then the weasel goes sick and be bedded down so they cannot be placed on duty. And the maggot states to u that they are going sick because you have punished them during the disciplinary interview. Makes my blood boil. TO ANY UNGENIUNE SICK CHIT PEOPLE WHO ARE ILDE FAT AND LAZY AND DRAW THE QUEENS WAGES - YOU ARE NOT SOLDIERS !!!! IF I HAD THE POWER I WOULD HAVE YOUR WAGES HALVED. PLEASE NOTE THE WORD UNGENUINE !!!! There are some poeple like this in my unit who do this- i think that they should mill with eighteen ounces gloves on with another ungeniune sicky until claret is spilt on the carpet. RED TAPE - when are these do gooders at MOD get there arrses from they fluffy pillows reliase that if people join as soldiers they should be treated as soldiers not molly coddled. I am afriad to bollock any soldier now because they have too many rights now. Total bollox.. Now its come in pte snodgrass have a seat would you like a cup of tea. Oh come and cry on my shoulder has the poor Sergeant been working you hard??? IF THEY DONT LIKE IT GET FOOOKERS TO PUT THIER 6848 in. well my reply to that soldier would be HERE IS THE PADRE'S NUMBER TELL SOME ONE WHO GIVES A F@CK I got a good shoeing as tom for gobbing off at my section fullscrew, ah those were the days............i feel better now P.s heard a classic today: Pte x smashes a taxi drivers window piszed up and the civvie coppers tip up. The aforementioned tom says to the coppers 'when you come off shift i am going to follow you and kill you'. Old german plod didnt take to this too kindly decided to take him down the cells and give him a good shoeing!! O how did I chortle - shame thier isnt more of that!