Perfectly curvy

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Clad in tight black jeans, heels and an embellished tie-dye top and clutching a bottle of water, the 21-year old actress looked like any other stylish young woman going about her day.

Nikki's new TV show is called Huge and is about a young girl forced into fat camp, but unlike other shows about obese or overweight people, Blonsky's character will not be trying to lose weight or treat her curves as a problem to be solved, but will celebrate them.

Read more: Nikki Blonsky: 'I'm glad to be fat and don't care what people think' | Mail Online


Does this mean dead by fifty, at best ,or are we all destined to be happy as fat *******.

How can you get this big without thinking something has gone amiss?
 
#2
Id still be up her like a rat they say fatties will do anything to please a man and i like my scran looks like she can cook plus the bonus is she would pop it before me.
 
#3
Id still be up her like a rat they say fatties will do anything to please a man and i like my scran looks like she can cook plus the bonus is she would pop it before me.
Thats your problem right there, with this bint you could well starve to death before she would surrender the smallest of morsels in your direction.
 
#5


Does this mean dead by fifty, at best ,or are we all destined to be happy as fat *******.

How can you get this big without thinking something has gone amiss?
OS

Point 1 - Your estimate of 50 is probably right, +/- 5 yrs. My stepdad keeled over with a heart attack aged 57 (more through the healthy Scottish lifestyle of drinking & smoking 40-a-day than excessive weight right enough, but the principle remains the same). I can't see the behemoth above getting to that age having lost 5 stone in weight and as such I'd suggest "the clock is ticking".......

Point 2 - She's either in denial or she really doesn't give a shite; the quotes from the article suggest the latter. Sad outlook to the likes of you, I and the other subscribers to this site, but some folk are like that. "It's my body and I'll do what I like and if I get ill some other punter will sort it out for me.........." If you want to see that attitude personified, check out a Channel 4 programe called "The Hospital", on Monday nights. Denial and "I don't give a shite" outlook all over the shop.
 
#7
Stand by for the Hello article in a couple of years time where she's lost 5 stone and says she was always unhappy as a fatty and has never felt better, fast forward another couple of years where she's ballooned up 6stone saying she hated being thin.
Fat birds would ALL love to be thin with every fibre of their being, any saying they love their size are talking out of their plus size arses, is just chubby chasers like me that are happy with fatties!
 
#10
'I'm glad to be Huge and don't care what people think,'

Arrant horseshit. She is miserably unhappy and talking out of her arse.
 
#11
I just wonder how they actually manage to walk.
We'll never know. The fat heifers just stand around in them - if they actually walked a bit more they wouldn't be so damned fat.

Perfectly curvy? Perfectly spherical, more like.
 
#12
If you want to see that attitude personified, check out a Channel 4 programe called "The Hospital", on Monday nights. Denial and "I don't give a shite" outlook all over the shop.
Saw the espisode about diabetes and almost had a rage aneurysm. One scally twat after another either refusing medical advice and /or refusing to take their meds whilst their parents seem to give not two squirts of piss. Only way half this thick, fat scum will lose weight is when they have one of their feet off as a result of diabetes.
 

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#13
I think you're being rather unfair. She has a loverly smile, a pretty face, nice jubblies, sufficient lard on her to make the ride soft and comfortable, and I bet she has a lovely personality too.

If she didn't remind me of the joker in Batman, I'd be straight up her.
 
#14
Upside - climb on, give her a slap and ride the ripples.

Downside - burning your arrse on the ceiling light.
 
#17
So it's unanimous then. A faceful of her soggy gusset is a definite thumbs up! I'm in!
 
#19
Fcuks sake, you'd have to roll her in flour and aim for the white patch...
 
#20
Fcuks sake, you'd have to roll her in flour and aim for the white patch...

White patch, are you referring to the only dry spot on her, after all what colour does flour turn,after being exposed to her sweat soaked clothes.

In fact dip her in egg yolk throw on some breadcrumbs, telephone Col Tom Parker that Elvis is getting some special Grits in Graceland.

Apologies to those who like Southern food
 

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