Perfect names

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RifleButts, Sep 21, 2012.

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  1. From Auntie:

    "Members of an Amish breakaway group have been found guilty of hate crimes for forcibly cutting the beards and hair of community members.

    The leader of the group, Samuel Mullet..."

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  2. Make him wear the hair shirt.
  3. When the cunts learn to grow proper beards, then I'll take them seriously.
  4. looking and behaving like a cunt is part of the human condition I reckon...but it does take religion to properly institutionalise it.
  5. Hooray! Nominative determinism at its best!
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  6. Had to go and see the body mechanic this afternoon and found there is a new partner.
    It's one of those small practices you find here Father and daughter ), and they have been looking for a gynae specialist .
    Well, she has arrived and the new nameplate proudly proclaims that Dr M Klunge-Luxe has now set up shop!
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  7. We had an RE teacher called Miss. Carriage!
  8. Posted this a few times now, my kids went to school with a Joanne Connor.
    I almost coughed coffee down my nose the first time my lad said this is.......
    Say it quickly ;)
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  9. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    I once managed the pay account of a blanket stacker senior rank who must have been a sergeant previously, proving nominative determination. For PerSec reasons I cannot tell you his name.
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  10. Nope you have lost me!
  11. About right for a Tankie, getting lost ;)
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  12. Well I got it, though you'd have to be more than a little bit twisted to make that connection.

    Oh, cancel my last!
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  13. Said it fast as I can, nope still lost!
  14. Cue 101 two ronnies puns served up as true dits
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  15. Did say it was twisted - I made it as Dyu wank on her?

    Blame @Kirkz not me, the naughty skip licker. ;)
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