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RifleButts

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#1
From Auntie:

"Members of an Amish breakaway group have been found guilty of hate crimes for forcibly cutting the beards and hair of community members.

The leader of the group, Samuel Mullet..."

Pfft!
 
#4
looking and behaving like a cunt is part of the human condition I reckon...but it does take religion to properly institutionalise it.
 
#6
Had to go and see the body mechanic this afternoon and found there is a new partner.
It's one of those small practices you find here Father and daughter ), and they have been looking for a gynae specialist .
Well, she has arrived and the new nameplate proudly proclaims that Dr M Klunge-Luxe has now set up shop!
 
#8
Posted this a few times now, my kids went to school with a Joanne Connor.
I almost coughed coffee down my nose the first time my lad said this is.......
Say it quickly ;)
 

AlienFTM

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#9
I once managed the pay account of a blanket stacker senior rank who must have been a sergeant previously, proving nominative determination. For PerSec reasons I cannot tell you his name.
 
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bokkatankie

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#17
Did say it was twisted - I made it as Dyu **** on her?

Blame @Kirkz not me, the naughty skip licker. ;)
You are too sad to be real, you actually got do you wank on her from Joanne Conner. Well lets see what others can come to (no pun intended) from other names. But FFS you have to be a twisted fucking lunatic to get do you wank on her from Joanne Conner!
 
#18
You are too sad to be real, you actually got do you **** on her from Joanne Conner. Well lets see what others can come to (no pun intended) from other names. But FFS you have to be a twisted ******* lunatic to get do you **** on her from Joanne Conner!
It was just what it sounded like the first time I heard it said, the only person I've known not get it is you. But hey ho takes all sorts to make a world.
 
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bokkatankie

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#19
It was just what it sounded like the first time I heard it said, the only person I've known not get it is you. But hey ho takes all sorts to make a world.
Joanne Conner.....do you wank on her, tried it fast tried it medium and I am still to wank on her!
 

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