Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by PrinceAlbert, Dec 30, 2011.
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Though not here. Any of you dirty sluts putting out?
I'm fed up, not hard up.
Now now, think of the rape statistic that you'll be helping out.
What a wonderful New Year Message, Prince meets Snail, kiss; snail turns into nails, all live happily ever after.
My heart swells in a majestic way just thinking of the wonderful bed duet that awaits you.
I'm sure some lovely lady will be along soon to help you out.
Unfortunately I've met you, but am willing to confirm that you are a perfect gentleman and have very good credentials.
Good luck my dear.
<<I nearly pissed meself writing that. He's a ******* felcher>>
If Donkey Spanker can get a date with his paedo rapist photo I'm onto a clung filled new year.
VG, I may hold you to that.
Dale, you know you'd let me stuff your skinny body with my cock. Though it'd probably feel as though someone had fitted you with a second spine.
I'm quoting that in case you find another slag better than me.
You know I'd lick your armpits for a box of Jelly Babies.
In fact, I think I have...........
I think you were dreaming.....
That's my Donkey Spanker you're talking about!
It is rude to wake them up!
Feel free to keep hold of him.
I heard that you were knocked up.
Dear god! how do I bleach that image from my mind.
I'm hoping he's got a son/nephew/younger brother.
You have to push such images out with worse ones.
If you can think of any.
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