People nicking the "Fcuking" signs

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bugsy, Aug 15, 2005.

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  1. "After all, F**king has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr F**k or the F**k family moved into the area. The 'ing' was added as a word for settlement."

    :D :D :D
  2. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Poor swine! And spare a thought for the residents of Clit, in Romania, Dildo, Newfoundland, or Windpassing, Austria again :)
  3. So if you lived in the town of W8nk, would that make you a complete w8nker?
  4. And what if you are from the village of Cnuter in Switzerland?
  5. Or Wankdorf in Switzerland? Would that make you wankedorf?
  6. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    Been on the W8nkbahn one time, didn't get fck all.....
  7. To be fair, the German verb "w@nken" means to wobble or deviate.

  8. Why don't they just sell the bloody signs in a shop nearby?

    More cash for them, and everybody is happy.

    Alternatively put a sign up saying please don't steal the sign and then electrify the bugger.
  9. They should take tips from the town called Beer down near Torquay. Everything was screwed on so hard it even defeated us bunch of students who are renowned for nicking everything. Was well gutted I really wanted the sign.