Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Oct 20, 2010.
Place bets now
I'll have a quid on the small red one ta, whats the odds?
I'll have a cheeky auld Oirish punt (found one screwed up in an old suitcase) on you as I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you are on about.
Repeat this mantra, as you climb the stairs to the bell tower with your Remington 700: 'I am the Angel of Death and now is the hour'.
You've missed TheIronDuke from the list. And firefighters.
Where's the option for 'Homicidal cross-dressing RCAF officers'?
One of my fitters is forever about to 'go postal', his furious temper is brilliant, I once had to send him home for calling one of the girls a 'late stage abortion'. He also once, in a company van used it block in a family of four in a supermarket carpark to berate them for some minor driving infraction all whilst wielding a piece of copper pipe.
If he doesn't kill either himself or some other poor cunt soon then I'd be surprised, I'm safe, he was a royal engineer for twenty seconds in the 80's and assumes that the couple of photos in my house full of diemaco wielding hairy bootnecks and assorted brf blokes means that I am obviously a 'special' soldier, i won't be dissuading him
I'll go £1 reverse forecast on 2 and 6 (To avoid any confusion that's the blue one and the one with black and white stripes)
I'm putting my money on the fact that there's other newspapers out there - I know of at least one in my local area, and it comes through the letterbox. That qualifies for postal don't it?
oh you're special alright!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now in funds and in a position to proceed. Spread betting is permitted but only if I take a cut. Lets say 20%, yah?
That git Osbourne.
I'll give 6-5 he is less popular than Snail on here, by Christmas.
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