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People about to go postal

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Oct 20, 2010.

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  1. Mark Thatcher

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  2. His Mum

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  3. The fat boy in North Korea

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  4. The French

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  5. The French. Again

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  6. The French and, ah, why didnt we do them when we had the army over there?

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  7. Tel Aviv

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  8. Jordan. Love the scarf

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  9. The Sun

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  10. Other newspapers are available

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  11. The Mirror

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  12. The miners

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  13. Proper miners. Ashington. We're back to Maggie Thatcher, eh?

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  14. Maggie Thatcher

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  15. The Lib-Dems. Care for a chat about STANDARDS? Any time.

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  16. Snail. Jesus. Lets not go there

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  17. The Roys Navy. Sorry about the boats but you cost too much. Adjust

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  18. Her off of X-Factor. Pwrar, or what?

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  19. Marry me, lovely Iron Duke

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  20. Terms and conitions apply

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Place bets now
     
  2. I'll have a quid on the small red one ta, whats the odds?
     
  3. I'll have a cheeky auld Oirish punt (found one screwed up in an old suitcase) on you as I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you are on about.

    Repeat this mantra, as you climb the stairs to the bell tower with your Remington 700: 'I am the Angel of Death and now is the hour'.
     
  4. You've missed TheIronDuke from the list. And firefighters.
     
  5. Where's the option for 'Homicidal cross-dressing RCAF officers'?

    Fool!
     
  6. One of my fitters is forever about to 'go postal', his furious temper is brilliant, I once had to send him home for calling one of the girls a 'late stage abortion'. He also once, in a company van used it block in a family of four in a supermarket carpark to berate them for some minor driving infraction all whilst wielding a piece of copper pipe.

    If he doesn't kill either himself or some other poor cunt soon then I'd be surprised, I'm safe, he was a royal engineer for twenty seconds in the 80's and assumes that the couple of photos in my house full of diemaco wielding hairy bootnecks and assorted brf blokes means that I am obviously a 'special' soldier, i won't be dissuading him
    Anytime soon
     
  7. I'll go £1 reverse forecast on 2 and 6 (To avoid any confusion that's the blue one and the one with black and white stripes) ^_~
     
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I'm putting my money on the fact that there's other newspapers out there - I know of at least one in my local area, and it comes through the letterbox. That qualifies for postal don't it?
     
  9. oh you're special alright! =)
     
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now in funds and in a position to proceed. Spread betting is permitted but only if I take a cut. Lets say 20%, yah?

    That git Osbourne.

    I'll give 6-5 he is less popular than Snail on here, by Christmas.

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