People about to go postal

About to lose the plot, er what?

  • Mark Thatcher

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His Mum

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The fat boy in North Korea

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The French

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • The French. Again

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • The French and, ah, why didnt we do them when we had the army over there?

    Votes: 4 14.8%
  • Tel Aviv

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • Jordan. Love the scarf

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • The Sun

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other newspapers are available

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • The Mirror

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • The miners

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Proper miners. Ashington. We're back to Maggie Thatcher, eh?

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • Maggie Thatcher

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Lib-Dems. Care for a chat about STANDARDS? Any time.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Snail. Jesus. Lets not go there

    Votes: 4 14.8%
  • The Roys Navy. Sorry about the boats but you cost too much. Adjust

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • Her off of X-Factor. Pwrar, or what?

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • Marry me, lovely Iron Duke

    Votes: 4 14.8%
  • Terms and conitions apply

    Votes: 4 14.8%

  • Total voters
    27
#3
I'll have a cheeky auld Oirish punt (found one screwed up in an old suitcase) on you as I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you are on about.

Repeat this mantra, as you climb the stairs to the bell tower with your Remington 700: 'I am the Angel of Death and now is the hour'.
 
#4
You've missed TheIronDuke from the list. And firefighters.
 
#5
Where's the option for 'Homicidal cross-dressing RCAF officers'?

Fool!
 
#6
One of my fitters is forever about to 'go postal', his furious temper is brilliant, I once had to send him home for calling one of the girls a 'late stage abortion'. He also once, in a company van used it block in a family of four in a supermarket carpark to berate them for some minor driving infraction all whilst wielding a piece of copper pipe.

If he doesn't kill either himself or some other poor cunt soon then I'd be surprised, I'm safe, he was a royal engineer for twenty seconds in the 80's and assumes that the couple of photos in my house full of diemaco wielding hairy bootnecks and assorted brf blokes means that I am obviously a 'special' soldier, i won't be dissuading him
Anytime soon
 
#7
I'll go £1 reverse forecast on 2 and 6 (To avoid any confusion that's the blue one and the one with black and white stripes) ^_~
 

Biped

LE
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#8
I'm putting my money on the fact that there's other newspapers out there - I know of at least one in my local area, and it comes through the letterbox. That qualifies for postal don't it?
 
#9
One of my fitters is forever about to 'go postal', his furious temper is brilliant, I once had to send him home for calling one of the girls a 'late stage abortion'. He also once, in a company van used it block in a family of four in a supermarket carpark to berate them for some minor driving infraction all whilst wielding a piece of copper pipe.

If he doesn't kill either himself or some other poor cunt soon then I'd be surprised, I'm safe, he was a royal engineer for twenty seconds in the 80's and assumes that the couple of photos in my house full of diemaco wielding hairy bootnecks and assorted brf blokes means that I am obviously a 'special' soldier, i won't be dissuading him
Anytime soon
oh you're special alright! =)
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
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#10
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now in funds and in a position to proceed. Spread betting is permitted but only if I take a cut. Lets say 20%, yah?

That git Osbourne.

I'll give 6-5 he is less popular than Snail on here, by Christmas.

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