Pentagon hires British scientist to help build robot soldier

Discussion in 'Weapons, Equipment & Rations' started by CommanderLuke, Dec 2, 2008.

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  2. Alternatively,could always clone GWB
  3. Brit scientists will help create it?

    So the robot will

    1. Complain about Americans
    2. Complain about the French
    3. Complain about the Irish
    4. Try to emigrate to America or Asstralia
  4. The robot will in actual fact be from Poland or the Balkans*.

    *Balkans model comes with optional mullet wig and shellsuit.
  5. You forgot:

    5. Only work on 4 days a week with an afternoon off on Wednesday.
    6. Be held together by black nasty.
    7. Be programmed by the Pentagon.
  6. "scientific philosopher"?