I was cooking haggis this evening when I had a brain wave. We have loads of OAP's in need of extra cash to heat their homes and to eat, and we also have a shed loads unemployable free loaders. Each set of people get a hand out from the Government. I think Pensioners should be able to slot free loaders and collect 50% of their targets dole money. This would increase the Pensioners income, reduce unemployment and motivate job hunting at no extra cost to the tax payer! A part from the whole "It's murder" bit, it's a sound idea.