A man goes to the doctor "Doctor - I have been having the most terrible headaches - I haven't slept properly for over a year and now it's getting to the stage where I can't sleep at all or even think straight" ( ...... etc etc)

The doctor examines him thoroughly and says "I'm afraid you have an extremely rare desease - the only known cure is to have your penis removed!"

The guy weighs up the pros and cons - no sex life anyway - no anything until these headaches go - so he goes for it and has the operation a week later (BUPA)

His headaches went instantly - he was so relieved - but also very depressed at losing his manhood - so - he decided on a bit of retail therapy and went to Savile Row to get measured up for a posh, expensive new suit.

Tailor starts measuring him up - gets to the inside leg and says "What side does sir dress on"

"Hmmph - never mind that - none of your business"

But sir, it's very important that you dress on the correct side ....."

"Look - just make a suit that looks good either way - OK!"

"No - No sir - it's not just the tailoring - if one always dresses on the wrong side, one gets the most excrutiating headaches!"

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