Penis Thefts Cause Panic In The Congo

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by exnorthener, Apr 24, 2008.

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  1. Fcuk, I haven't seen mine for a few years. Maybe its been stolen. Hope they don't come back for my stomach, that represents a good deal of investment over the years.

    Ah well, just off for a few pints and a pie while I ponder reporting my lost penis as a theft to the rozzers.
     
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