Penis size

#1
My esteemed colleagues and I were just discussing the stories in todays rags about penis enlargement operations that have gone wrong.  :-[ We then got onto the subject of average penis size (as you do).

One of the chaps said he thought 5 inches was average but the girls thought it was at least 6 inches. Then we discovered that the chap who said 5 inches was talking about 'when hard' and the girls 'when soft'.  

A quick internet search (not on my PC!) said 6.16inches when hard, with a circumference of 5 inches.

So, don't be shy... help us settle the debate and cast your votes....

And remember... size doesn't matter.  Except if you are small.... ;)
 
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#2
suggest you change poll to when hard, then!!
btw ..put a viagra into my floppy drive . it changed to a hard drive in less than 30 mins!!
 
#4
Shouldn't 10 inches be "swallow" and not "gulp" as that's just nasty!
 
#5
Only if i fold it in half. ;D ;D
 
#6
I have entered mine, and I have witnesses :)
 
#7
Are you saying you have a hampton like a pringle tin then PTP

Mine is just a nice thick 7 incher. No point in having concorde if you cant get it out of the hangar

I see ORG hasn't cast his vote yet as there isn't a section for 3inches with coarse ginger wire wool round the bottom ;D
 
#8
It ain't called the Love Scud for nothing :)
 
#10
Matt, sorry mate at 5'3 you are not a man, please hand your penis over to someone like ORG who was at the back of the queue when they were handed out ;D
 
#11
Matt, sorry mate at 5'3 you are not a man, please hand your penis over to someone like ORG who was at the back of the queue when they were handed out ;D
I remember being there. If memory serves me correctly, they had to keep turning you around, as you were constantly running backwards whilst trying to get one inserted in the "other" end ;D
 
#13
Im lucky i was blessed with this magical pork wand then ;D

Bring on the performing pigmy with the out of proportion pump gun ;D
 
#14
and i remeber u wanting to stay clear off the line wanting to stay as a pleb with no organ ;D ;D ;D ;D
Matt, you nasty man ;D

If you read my post again, you will see that I was in fact refering to MDN's willingness to take it up the sphincter.

But hey ho, this just means I have more people to slag off ;D ;D ;D
 
#15
I could take you in my bot Mr Small Pee-wee Brummy boy and not notice ;D

Not that Im a batty boy you understand, just you're not blessed with the most impressive specimin
 
#18
Hope you have a Telescopic lense Mr Highway ;D

And keep yout photo album packed away, thankyou :-[
 
#20
:-[ :-[

Is that why I keep getting Emails from the Big Gay Bear...........I thought it was ORG

Don't worry about the small todger, I'm packing enough meat for both of us ;D ;D
 

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