Penis Enlargement!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Biped, Dec 10, 2007.

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  1. It hurts her, what's the problem big boy?

  2. Ask them how much, it's never too big!

  3. They may have a point, go for it!

  4. I've heard you are a bit of a shrimp

  5. It's not enlargement you need, it's a transplant.

  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Now, I don't know if someone has been speaking out of turn (or out of bed), but I'm getting loads of emails every day suggesting that I would benefit from both Viagara and Penis Enlargement surgery.

    Personally, I reckon that mine's a bit of a python, and I'm sure she gets a hernia when I use my tool, but I'm worried. I don't look at other bloke's tadgers, so I've got no comparison to make.

    What should I do?
  2. Jam it in the hoover. If you cant pull it out then its a good size. If it comes out easily, turn the hoover on.
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I'm using a VAX, it's turned on, and I'm now typing through the exhaust filter - what does this mean?
  4. Simple technique for this.

    Imagine that your penis is growing out of the centre of your forehead.

    Do you have this picture in your mind? OK now comes the hard bit (fnarrfnarr) you have now think just how much of it you can see if you look up.

    So how much do you think you could see?

    None of course as you would have a pair of bollocks swinging in your eyes :) :bow:
  5. It means youve become a man, my boy. A horribly disfigured, castrated man.
  6. They must have the wrong email address. Alternatively, you could save yourself a few bob by joining the Infantry. Has exactly the same effect.
  7. Steven,

    You wouldn't see any of it..
  8. Oh bollox - didn't read the red bit..!
  9. Reminds me of the saying.

    What have you got it you have 2 nuts on the wall? = Walnuts.

    2 nuts on the chest? = chestnuts

    2 nuts on the chin? = Mouth full of c#ck.

    The old ones are best !!

  10. Is this a polite way of calling Biped a d1ckhead :p
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  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

  13. I have an acceptable sized penis
  14. Now that is a very brave statement.

    Acceptable to who exactly? Pron film makers? Your dog? Blind cobblers?

    And more importantly how do you know it is acceptable?