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Penis Enlargement!

Penis Enlargment - what to do?

  • It hurts her, what's the problem big boy?

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  • Ask them how much, it's never too big!

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  • They may have a point, go for it!

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  • I've heard you are a bit of a shrimp

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  • It's not enlargement you need, it's a transplant.

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Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Now, I don't know if someone has been speaking out of turn (or out of bed), but I'm getting loads of emails every day suggesting that I would benefit from both Viagara and Penis Enlargement surgery.

Personally, I reckon that mine's a bit of a python, and I'm sure she gets a hernia when I use my tool, but I'm worried. I don't look at other bloke's tadgers, so I've got no comparison to make.

What should I do?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
arby said:
Jam it in the hoover. If you cant pull it out then its a good size. If it comes out easily, turn the hoover on.
I'm using a VAX, it's turned on, and I'm now typing through the exhaust filter - what does this mean?
 
#4
Simple technique for this.

Imagine that your penis is growing out of the centre of your forehead.

Do you have this picture in your mind? OK now comes the hard bit (fnarrfnarr) you have now think just how much of it you can see if you look up.

So how much do you think you could see?




















None of course as you would have a pair of bollocks swinging in your eyes :) :bow:
 
#5
Biped said:
arby said:
Jam it in the hoover. If you cant pull it out then its a good size. If it comes out easily, turn the hoover on.
I'm using a VAX, it's turned on, and I'm now typing through the exhaust filter - what does this mean?
It means youve become a man, my boy. A horribly disfigured, castrated man.
 
#9
Reminds me of the saying.

What have you got it you have 2 nuts on the wall? = Walnuts.

2 nuts on the chest? = chestnuts

2 nuts on the chin? = Mouth full of c#ck.

The old ones are best !!
 
#10
Steven said:
Simple technique for this.

Imagine that your penis is growing out of the centre of your forehead.

Do you have this picture in your mind? OK now comes the hard bit (fnarrfnarr) you have now think just how much of it you can see if you look up.

So how much do you think you could see?




















None of course as you would have a pair of balls swinging in your eyes :) :bow:

Is this a polite way of calling Biped a d1ckhead :p
 
#15
fredsmith said:
I have an acceptable sized penis
Now that is a very brave statement.

Acceptable to who exactly? Pron film makers? Your dog? Blind cobblers?

And more importantly how do you know it is acceptable?
 

Sixty

ADC
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#16
fredsmith said:
I have an acceptable sized penis

Odd choice of last two topics started then?

* The ARRSE Hole » I am looking for a sort of ok looking girl to have sex in
* The ARRSE Hole » looking for an acceptable looking lady to have sex on

Is someone fibbing a little?
 

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