penis cast in stone!!

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by boney_m, Mar 24, 2006.

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  1. Like it so much it deserves a statue of itself??? Get your hampton cast by this chick. Shes willing to manhandle it for you, but no touching!!

    The BCC Project
  2. Boney - spotted this as few weeks ago, as this comment shows!

    God, there are some very odd people out there, nicht wahr? :)
  3. Never a truer word spoken 8)
  4. So have you got a bauxite boner or a sandstone schlong on the mantlepiece yet? and was she gentle??? :wink:
  5. I'm just nipping out in the car to Manchester. I just hope she has a big enough mould ;)

  6. DD - noted you had been there already - so how was it....? More to the point, how did you find the site in the first place???!!
  7. Err...she's a fellow B3tan.

    Was that not clear? :D
  8. I assumed that meant bone cloner!
  9. Well you would, being one of those cross-dressing commando types!
  10. I know that peeing into the plaster of paris makes it set quicker but is there anything that slows down the process - requires her help in maintaining the (literal) one night stand?
  12. You cnut! I thought they were making a statue of Tony Blair when I read that post header

  13. I think that's a wonderful idea, though it would be a terrible shame if they forgot to put the breathing straws in when they cast the mould for his face... :twisted:
  14. They couldn't put it up in London cos not even the pigeons would shite on it!