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Penis Amputated... Ouch!!

A man who used a plastic bottle as a sex toy and got his penis stuck in it for four days has had to have it amputated.

In lieu of a woman, the inventive man thought the drinks container would be the next best thing .

But the embarrassed 50-year-old left it four days before seeking medical help.

This caused it to suffer necrosis - a type of injury which causes cells to die.

By the time he reached the hospital - with bottle still attached - the penis had turned black and had started to decay.
Medics had no choice to remove the organ.

Doctor Dennis Chirinos, the urologist who carried out the surgery, said the the patients urethra had to be repositioned so he is still able to urinate - but he will never be able to have sex again.

He said: “It’s a strange case, it’s happened before, bit it’s still strange.

“We had a 50-year-old patient, that, because he didn’t have a girlfriend or a wife, wanted to relieve his sexual frustration.

“So he put his penis in a bottle and this caused the death and necrosis of the penis.

“When he arrived four days later we had to amputate the penis completely because it was completely dead.

“When you put your penis into a bottle it causes a constriction in the blood vessels of the penis and within four hours you can lose the penis.

“This is an embarrassing emergency. The situation with this patient it that he didn’t get the medical attention in time and this caused the penis to begin to decay and die completely.

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The man's urethra had to be moved so he could still urinate (STOCK IMAGE)
“There was no choice but to completely remove the penis.

Man 'chopped off pal's penis with an axe after boozy row over size of their manhoods'

“It wasn’t just the case here that it had died, it had gone completely black and had begun to decay. The necrosis was very severe.”

This isn't the first time a penis has been lost in the country due to bottle use.

Four years ago a similar case occurred when a man called Choluteca, stuck his member into a glass bottle.

'Daily Record'

TheScottishDailyRecord

So... don't try this at home...... use a sheep!!
 

StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
There's some penises on here, who could do with cyber amputation.

Just saying .....
 
Should have used a Coca Cola bottle.



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Although I suppose he should have just beat his meat.
 
I heard of a desperate truck driver who used his vehicle's exhaust pipe.
Next day his dïck was so swollen he went to a doctor and found out he was HGV positive.

Ah. My taxi.
 

Ritch

LE
A man who used a plastic bottle as a sex toy and got his penis stuck in it for four days has had to have it amputated.

In lieu of a woman, the inventive man thought the drinks container would be the next best thing .

But the embarrassed 50-year-old left it four days before seeking medical help.

This caused it to suffer necrosis - a type of injury which causes cells to die.

By the time he reached the hospital - with bottle still attached - the penis had turned black and had started to decay.
Medics had no choice to remove the organ.

Doctor Dennis Chirinos, the urologist who carried out the surgery, said the the patients urethra had to be repositioned so he is still able to urinate - but he will never be able to have sex again.

He said: “It’s a strange case, it’s happened before, bit it’s still strange.

“We had a 50-year-old patient, that, because he didn’t have a girlfriend or a wife, wanted to relieve his sexual frustration.

“So he put his penis in a bottle and this caused the death and necrosis of the penis.

“When he arrived four days later we had to amputate the penis completely because it was completely dead.

“When you put your penis into a bottle it causes a constriction in the blood vessels of the penis and within four hours you can lose the penis.

“This is an embarrassing emergency. The situation with this patient it that he didn’t get the medical attention in time and this caused the penis to begin to decay and die completely.

Getty
GettyImages-157442173.jpg

The man's urethra had to be moved so he could still urinate (STOCK IMAGE)
“There was no choice but to completely remove the penis.

Man 'chopped off pal's penis with an axe after boozy row over size of their manhoods'

“It wasn’t just the case here that it had died, it had gone completely black and had begun to decay. The necrosis was very severe.”

This isn't the first time a penis has been lost in the country due to bottle use.

Four years ago a similar case occurred when a man called Choluteca, stuck his member into a glass bottle.

'Daily Record'

TheScottishDailyRecord

So... don't try this at home...... use a sheep!!

You posting these types of links is a common occurrence. Therefore, I think your search engine history is full of the word "cock".
 
Stop sticking your cock in bottles then !

A few months before I joined the Fire something a wally presented himself at casualty with a ball race on his cock. They took him to the local fire station and told them they had a hour to get it off. One chap was ding the cutting, one was keeping the water flowing to cool and a few others were sharpening the blunted disk cutter blades.
 
Can somebody amputate the OP's fingers?
 

Kirkz

LE
Can somebody amputate the OP's fingers?
Don't know about cock in a bottle but someone should put a bottle in the OP's head, the cock.
 
You can get a good suction effect it you fill the bottle with hot water then run it under the cold tap.

Someone told me, I don't know who it was, ive never met them , how dare you !
 

dlrg

LE
Seems to be popular in Bradford!
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