Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A penguin was driving one afternoon when his car broke down on him. Luckily, he was near a mechanic so he pushed his car to the mechanic's shop. The mechanic looked at the car and told the penguin, "It's going to be a while, so why don't you go across the street to the shopping mall and come back in an hour."

    So the penguin went to the shopping mall and looked around for a while, ate some ice cream, and returned to the mechanic's shop. As he walked up the mechanic said "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."

    The penguin giggled and said, "Oh no, that's just ice cream."