Penguin Lust

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by alib, Jun 9, 2012.

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  1. In the Guardian 'Sexual depravity' of penguins that Antarctic scientist dared not reveal
    Dirty little bastard.
  2. You know you would though.
  3. That would be stooping rather low and I have a bad back.
  4. We have a penguin colony down here were I live, I might pop along to it tomorrow for a bit of live smut. Awesome.
  5. What a bunch of perverts,,lock them all up (Spheniscinae).....

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  7. Did your fingers smell of fish?
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  8. Never mind all that, when are the Communards touring again?
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  9. As long as she didn't crap on your leg, you're ahead of the game ...

    (PS love my PoG)
  10. Shouldn't you consider persec and harry-black the Rockhopper's eyes.
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  11. Also saw some of the dirty little barstards when I was in the Falklands in '94. Didin't realise that they could projectile shit over 10-15 feet. Could be fun in a scat scenario...
  12. You look like a fox piss and twiglet type to me?

    That makes you way ahead.
  13. Always had a thing about 'guins since I had a nun for a RE teacher at primary school.