So there I was drifting around Aldershot and I saw a sign,We ARE NOW OPEN. Oh well! I thought, some other group of poofters have taken over the hallowed ground and will try some new way of twisting money out of us. Anyway I strolled in to shouts of "You shut your F'ing mouth you F'ing whore our I will punch your lights out" or words to that effect. "Yea you scumbag crook, thieving chancer you av never been no good. I could av the polis rand in no time and av you carted away". The chap in the para T shirt explained the situation by looking at me. And fair play to him the landlord leapt in an ejected a lady who had obviously caused the problem by;- 1. Not wearing a Para T shirt 2. Being pissed out of her skull So I, having a bit of experience of the pub trade, the paras, the army, drunken women. sober women, squaddies, Aldershot and any other shite you gentlemen throw at me. said nothing other than a pint of Steella an a large Jameasons. I am of course chatting about The Pegasus. So if you can't take a hiding, look away now. A llittle chat with the landlord revealed he is not ex-services, had been waiting for some time for his first pub and has little understanding of forces culture. Worse still he had never heard of ARRSE. They are a lovely couple named Richard and Gill and would appreciate our support. He is trying to restore the PEGASUS to its former glory, with pictures of the airborne division dominating the walls, and if you fancy joini ng in by giving them them a photo of yourself when your uniform used to fit please jgo for it. So gents , may I please request that anyone in the area whether a walt, genuine airborne, a basic squaddie like myself, drop in says ARRSE, mine's a double and good luck in your future career.