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Pedo Mum

#3
#6
No - Where's the magic in shagging a fat older woman? No embarrassing fumbles undoing a bra strap, the look of pain on the girls face as you try the wrong hole and the need for tissues that you've not got. Not to mention dropping your skateboard mid way and watch it roll out of the bus shelter into the traffic.

Inexperienced clumsy sex is the best!
 
#8
No - Where's the magic in shagging a fat older woman? No embarrassing fumbles undoing a bra strap, the look of pain on the girls face as you try the wrong hole and the need for tissues that you've not got. Not to mention dropping your skateboard mid way and watch it roll out of the bus shelter into the traffic.

Inexperienced clumsy sex is the best!
What else did you do yesterday?
 

ADUX

War Hero
#9
Not only are the youth of today out of control and illiterate, they're clearly fucking homos too.

Yes she's rats but at 13/14 you'd fuck anything that moved, surely? - i know i would.
 
#10
Every rough arse housing estate should have the scutter that puts out to any sprog with a whisp of a moustache that shows an interest, it's part of the rich tapestry of life on sink estates, traditional even.

When you finally get round to scoring with actual girls you fancy you don't want to be leaking gouts of white love wee wee before she even gets her hand in your pants.

Train hard on the munters, fight easy with the fit birds.
 
#12
Clearly a dirty bitch , but a bit slack on finding willing 13/14 yr olds willing to bang her till their cocks drop off. It really isn't that difficult, I'd have smashed her every which way, still would, she's proper DUUUURRRRRTTTYYYY, and a right danger fuck now being on the "Register"!
 
#15
Not only are the youth of today out of control and illiterate, they're clearly fucking homos too.

Yes she's rats but at 13/14 you'd fuck anything that moved, surely? - i know i would.
But the oldest teenager said he stopped after five minutes because it was "DISGUSTING "
Perhaps it was the SMELL that put him off, after all the stench of Rotting fish can be a bit off putting you know!
 
#19
At 16 I was banging my best mates mum.
She was 44 and almost as many stones, but she was easier than the little teasers my own age and she taught me a lot.

She should have been locked up for sexually abusing such a young and innocent lad, but I wasn't going to tell anyone.


















I wonder if she is still alive.