Old bloke goes up to heaven, he knocks on the pearly gates and St Peter looks out and says "can I help you sir?" The Old boy says "I'm looking for my son". St Peter says "look, theres billions of people up here give me a description" The Old bloke says "he has a hole in the right hand, a hole in the left hand, a hole in the right foot and a hole in the left foot". St Peter knows only one person who fits the description and runs off to get JC himself, when he finds JC he tells him the story and JC hurries to the pearly gates. When he gets there he sees the Old bloke and says "I understand your looking for your son, can you decribe him?" Once again the Old bloke goes through the description... "he has a hole in the right hand, a hole in the left hand, a hole in the right foot and a hole in the left foot". JC looks at the Old bloke and with an emotional tremour in his voice says ....."Father????" The Old Bloke looks at JC and says....... "PINOCCHIO?"