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Pearl Necklace

Although Richard Burton was a Crabfat, he seems to have picked up a squaddies sense of humour.

He gave Elizabeth Taylor a Pearl Necklace which was sold yesterday for $11m (after all these years it seems to polish up a treat)

He also gave her a Starfish pendant, perhaps his way of thanking her for letting him get back to his roots and doing a bit a Chocolate Mining after he'd been out on the lash.


I just had a cracking bowl of cream of tomato soup with two hot buttered french rolls.


Oh, we are doing innuendo? Shit!

Hang on I am not very good at this. I once, errr something about tits? Oh fuck it.
I'll be honest mate, looking at her teeth I hid my rod from view (which is no easy task I assure you) and shoved hear chops in my musky canyon.

Credit to her though, she snaffles ass like she's possessed.

Mate, i left my watch on your bedside table, it will be too big for your homo thin wrists, could you post it back please amigo :)

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