Pearl HarboUr

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by abeaumont, Dec 7, 2011.

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  1. Happy Bomb a Battleship Day to all.

    The 70th anniversary has been marked in a suitably inappropriate way, by tying up a small fleet of yellow plastic ducks in the bath. Moored by short lengths of cotton to the plug chain they presented a perfect target for an 0800 onslaught. The first wave attack of .177 pellets and frozen peas was quite successful, but the torpedo attack failed somewhat as the frozen chipolatas sank before reaching their targets.
     
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Went there once, didn't like the weather as there was a nip in the air.
     
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  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Well, this thread has bombed!
     
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  4. There is still time for it to blow up in your face.
     
  5. I'v got a terrible sinking feeling etc
     
  6. Pearl Harbour - A nip in the air. Disappointed, I thought this might be a new thread about the recent change in the prevailing weather, warm November, cold December.

    I'll go back to sleep.
     
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    You didn't really expect an explosive thread did you?
     
  8. Don't forget on the 10th we can play happy sink HMS Prince of Wales and HMS Repulse day. Put 2 ant covered Tim Tams in the bowl. Don't forget to yell Banzai as you send them to the bottom of the commode with your stream of yellow zeros and brown bettys, watch the ants drown and then flush the survivors.


    Good show for all........
     
  9. You yell BANZAI! when you're having a shit? Perhaps you need more fibre...
     
  10. I bet he looks like a Japanese sniper when he's crapping, too.
     
  11. What, tied to a tree branch?
     
  12. If Hitler was alive today I'm sure he'd contribute to this thread.......

    Godwin and gone.......
     
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  13. Funny how "a day that'll live in infamy" can be forgoten so quickly.
     
  14. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Infamy Infamy they've all got it infamy.
    Was it that day?
     
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  15. BBC News - Pearl Harbor 70th anniversary commemoration