Peaches has been naughty

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Trans-sane, May 5, 2008.

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  1. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

  2. She looks about as appealing as her dad. Interesting complexion!
  3. Taking after her mother. If daddy does "go ballistic" she'll react like any teenager and do the opposite. She's loving the celeb attention, surrounded by like-minded druggies and will probably end up on next year's death list. Should have called her Poppy.
  4. What with a cutting torch? Removing her digits with secateurs might be more fun. :twisted:

    Have a handy cellar or lock up and lots of plastic sheeting?
  5. I wonder if she is a dirty as her Mum.

    Winehouse looks like fucking shit, I bet she has offered up her hoop for a rock of crack. Pity, her music was really good.
  6. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    I would prefer her sister, Trixibell(?)

    And why can't I see any of stokeys posts?
  7. like her old man & mother never dabbled.
  8. first thing i thought of on seeing this thread was the blue film 'pretty peaches' where Desiree Cousteau gets an enema.
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    i remeber that film also.
  10. Bet Jacques was a bit put out.
  11. who the fcuk is this?

    about that film james and the giant peach? :D
  12. how come her sister looks like Michael Hutchence? I thought the youngest was his... maybe they should have called her Cuckoo instead of Pixie....

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  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    The one on the right has deffo been on the hard stuff! She's got that Winehouse look about her!
  14. Why don't these celebrity druggies do us all a favour and just f*cking die?

    I say we flood the market with ricin laced smack / cocaine.
  15. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Heartless brute. What about the poor scribblers at OK, Hello and the red-tops who would have to do an honest days work instead of just making stuff up?

    You got to love 'celebrity drug dealer' Jonny Balgrove.

    "Its £160 for the quarter and £30 for editing the video".