Peaches Geldof - Proof that famous parents get you noticed

#1
I'm a believer in people being employed for their talent. But this stinking media whore is doing my head in. Dad is Sir something, mum was a now dead TV slapper who shagged a now dead pop star. So that's OK then to be a pompous plummy teen scrote then?

Miss Geldof strips off to model 'playful' underwear

OK, yeah! quite a nice bod, but nothing you wouldn't see in any town/city centre on any Friday or Saturday night.

As for the mush? Pretty-ish borderline average.

In fact I've seen better all over the place, normally when I'm hanging around the school entrance breaking all my ASBO restrictions (again!) :roll:




It'll give hope to any old munter with famous parents to give it a go.
 

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#3
I'd still spaff on her face though.
 

B_AND_T

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#6
Bollox to Peaches, Jodie's here. :hump:
 
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Markintime said:
JodieGasson said:
Make up is crap and as for that dish rag in her hair!




hehe, couldn't resist :twisted:
You're a split Jodie, what's with the tattoo thing? Do women really think they look good?
Depends what sort of female they are I guess, if they are a bit chavvy then tattoos are usually badly done and look nasty in my opinion.

However some are very nice, it also depends on where they are and how often are they on show.

I personally don't have any, don't really have anything pierced either apart from my ears.

My sister Kelly on the other hand has a few tattoos, but you don't necessarily notice, or see them. None of hers look cheap though :wink:
 

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Jodie you could settle this fairly.

Lots of liquid mud + one large paddling pool = arena

Geldof sisters Vs Gassons

Of course there has to be a bear preset to oversee the results
 

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#11
tiger stacker said:
Jodie you could settle this fairly.

Lots of liquid mud + one large paddling pool = arena

Geldof sisters Vs Gassons

Of course there has to be a bear preset to oversee the results
KY Gel is better than liquid mud - you can see through it!
 

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#12
tiger stacker said:
Jodie you could settle this fairly.

Lots of liquid mud + one large paddling pool = arena

Geldof sisters Vs Gassons

Of course there has to be a bear preset to oversee the results
Bugger the bear present - I WANT TO BE PRESENT!
 
#15
When one looks at some of these poor creatures one does wonder if things really do go better with Coke?
 
#16
If enough folk want to see mud flying, then a quick word to some PR folk will get this done.

Of course ringside seats will have towels and tissues to hand.

Auld Yin will you need a defibrillator or would you prefer some viagra.
 

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tiger stacker said:
Auld Yin will you need a defibrillator or would you prefer some viagra.
Both and an air ambulance to the nearest A&E on standby :D
 
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