Peaches Geldof - Proof that famous parents get you noticed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fat_Cav, Jul 20, 2009.

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  1. I'm a believer in people being employed for their talent. But this stinking media whore is doing my head in. Dad is Sir something, mum was a now dead TV slapper who shagged a now dead pop star. So that's OK then to be a pompous plummy teen scrote then?

    Miss Geldof strips off to model 'playful' underwear

    OK, yeah! quite a nice bod, but nothing you wouldn't see in any town/city centre on any Friday or Saturday night.

    As for the mush? Pretty-ish borderline average.

    In fact I've seen better all over the place, normally when I'm hanging around the school entrance breaking all my ASBO restrictions (again!) :roll:


    It'll give hope to any old munter with famous parents to give it a go.
  2. Did she work on the docks? Is that why she's covered in tattoos?

    PS you forgot that her mother was Hughie Green's illegitimate daughter.
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I'd still spaff on her face though.
  4. Make up is crap and as for that dish rag in her hair!

    hehe, couldn't resist :twisted:
  5. You're a split Jodie, what's with the tattoo thing? Do women really think they look good?
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Bollox to Peaches, Jodie's here. :hump:
  7. Just a shame it wasn't his other daughter doing the pics, cos she's a stunner!

  8. Depends what sort of female they are I guess, if they are a bit chavvy then tattoos are usually badly done and look nasty in my opinion.

    However some are very nice, it also depends on where they are and how often are they on show.

    I personally don't have any, don't really have anything pierced either apart from my ears.

    My sister Kelly on the other hand has a few tattoos, but you don't necessarily notice, or see them. None of hers look cheap though :wink:

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  9. FFS she looks like a Zombie
  10. Jodie you could settle this fairly.

    Lots of liquid mud + one large paddling pool = arena

    Geldof sisters Vs Gassons

    Of course there has to be a bear preset to oversee the results
  11. KY Gel is better than liquid mud - you can see through it!
  12. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Bugger the bear present - I WANT TO BE PRESENT!
  13. 2:00am princess, is about as good as she gets.

    She's a bit of munter really, and how much is airbrushed, a lot I'd guess.
  14. You organise it and I will make sure Kelly and I are there :wink:
  15. When one looks at some of these poor creatures one does wonder if things really do go better with Coke?