Peaches Geldof marriage on rocks after 96 days

So, the celeb "bad boy / bad girl" marriage has faltered after only 96 days.

Contrary to the NOTW story, seems that divorce is not on the cards... yet.

So - What advice would you give Peaches?



(steps back, having lit blue touchpaper)

 

advice for peaches??

be more like her mum...

dead

 

What did you expect?

 

Tell her to become a decent citizen

join either the forces or the Police

do something positive with her life

 

Some highly amusing comments in a similar vein to Beanz' -

Problem shared and all of that!

 

Treat herself to a concert with INXS.

 

my advice to her would be fcuk off. and when she comes back, fcuk off again.

pointless tart.

 

On a day when I choose to remember real people, who did real things, and died in the process, I can honestly say, without fear of contradiction that I honestly couldn't give a shyte about this offspring of a gobshyte paddy and his cheating crack whore of a wife. Trailer trash with a Rolex. I hope she hets mauled to death by a rabid leopard the scrawny pox ridden slag.

 

Bob Geldof was and still is

British-

He merely lived over here

I do agree he is a gob shite

and Bono for the record is a Brit as well

 

Whole Family are cunts.

 

Val Doonican?

 

Is that a bad thing or are you just a chippy member of the MOPE?

 

One of ours

 

I would love to throw one up her....then show "Bob" the movie, whilst punching the useless over-opinionated student looking scruffy waste of skin all round the town for all to view.

 

Stop being coy and say what you mean.