Peaches Geldof marriage on rocks after 96 days

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  1. So, the celeb "bad boy / bad girl" marriage has faltered after only 96 days.

    Contrary to the NOTW story, seems that divorce is not on the cards... yet.

    So - What advice would you give Peaches?

    :)

    (steps back, having lit blue touchpaper)
     
  2. advice for peaches??

    be more like her mum...

    dead
     
  3. What did you expect?
     
  4. Tell her to become a decent citizen

    join either the forces or the Police

    do something positive with her life
     
  5. Some highly amusing comments in a similar vein to Beanz' -

    Problem shared and all of that!
     
  6. Treat herself to a concert with INXS.
     
  7. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    my advice to her would be fcuk off. and when she comes back, fcuk off again.

    pointless tart.
     
  8. On a day when I choose to remember real people, who did real things, and died in the process, I can honestly say, without fear of contradiction that I honestly couldn't give a shyte about this offspring of a gobshyte paddy and his cheating crack whore of a wife. Trailer trash with a Rolex. I hope she hets mauled to death by a rabid leopard the scrawny pox ridden slag.
     
  9. Bob Geldof was and still is

    British-

    He merely lived over here

    I do agree he is a gob shite

    and Bono for the record is a Brit as well
     
  10. Whole Family are cunts.
     
  11. Val Doonican?
     
  12. Is that a bad thing or are you just a chippy member of the MOPE?
     
  13. One of ours
     
  14. I would love to throw one up her....then show "Bob" the movie, whilst punching the useless over-opinionated student looking scruffy waste of skin all round the town for all to view.
     
  15. Stop being coy and say what you mean.

    :eek: :eek: :D :D :lol: :lol: