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  1. A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.

    "What kind of business do you want to start?" asks the bank manager.

    "I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a woman's vagina and it makes it taste like a peach."

    "I don't think we can give you a loan." The banker replied.

    So the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a wheel barrow filled with money.
    The same bank manager said, "Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off."

    "Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder."

    "Really?" replied the bank manager. "What does it do?"

    "Give me a peach and I'll show you......."

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