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Peach

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A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.

"What kind of business do you want to start?" asks the bank manager.

"I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a woman's vagina and it makes it taste like a peach."

"I don't think we can give you a loan." The banker replied.

So the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a wheel barrow filled with money.
The same bank manager said, "Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off."

"Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder."



"Really?" replied the bank manager. "What does it do?"




"Give me a peach and I'll show you......."


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