After a thread on Chav-bashing, I've decided to start one to counter the menace of PC phrases and acronyms. The first is: Contact Counselling The Act by which someone who richly deserves it, gets counceled with a good beating Impact Therapy The act of giving someone a good beating to provide oneself with 'Anger Management Therapy'. These is someone elses, but brilliant all the same. Surprise Sex The act of giving someone sex when they weren't expecting or requesting it. Edited to delete naff comment.