The a Duke of Hell was trying to throw a concert for the Devil's birthday. He said to his staff, "Right so we've got Amy, Jacko, Whitney, and him out of the Monkees. We just need one more singer and we're ready." Just then one of his staff shouts, "Hey boss, P.C. David Rathband has just arrived." The Duke responded "You Dickhead! When I said get that ugly cunt out of The Police, I meant Sting!"