PC David Rathband

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Dread, Mar 5, 2012.

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  1. The a Duke of Hell was trying to throw a concert for the Devil's birthday. He said to his staff, "Right so we've got Amy, Jacko, Whitney, and him out of the Monkees. We just need one more singer and we're ready."

    Just then one of his staff shouts, "Hey boss, P.C. David Rathband has just arrived."

    The Duke responded "You Dickhead! When I said get that ugly cunt out of The Police, I meant Sting!"
     
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  2. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    is it true that PC Rathband has donated his eyes to Stevie Wonder?.
     
  3. didnt see that one coming!!
     
  4. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    He should be the new poster boy for falling asleep on stag