I'm working at the factory in Blandford, and have just been briefed that we need to organise a Christmas Party for the group. However we're not allowed to call it a Christmas Party in case we offend the Queen's Gurkha Signallers, the Muslims and any other non-Christian. So far we've come up with a name for it. The Annual December 25th Birthday Celebration for a Guy called Jesus. Any thoughts or better ideas for a name?