PAYED FOR STORIES

#1
DUKE
YOU SEEM TO BE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT ANY THOUGHTS ON THESE PEOPLE BEING PAYED FOR THEIR STORIES :?
 
#2
oldnwise said:
DUKE
YOU SEEM TO BE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT ANY THOUGHTS ON THESE PEOPLE BEING PAYED FOR THEIR STORIES :?
PS IVE GOT A FEW DONT KNOW IF ITS PRUDENT OR CORRECT TO VOICE THEM HERE
 
#3
What shouteth you about?

Do you mean paid?

Are you trying to ask David Bowie a question?

Or is it another Duke you mean?
 
#4
oldnwise said:
oldnwise said:
DUKE
YOU SEEM TO BE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT ANY THOUGHTS ON THESE PEOPLE BEING PAYED FOR THEIR STORIES :?
PS IVE GOT A FEW DONT KNOW IF ITS PRUDENT OR CORRECT TO VOICE THEM HERE
You have a few what? views or stories?

I bet the stories are not as long as the rope I seen you hanging off this morning.
What was that that you had on your head?
:safe:
 
#6
Tartan_Terrier said:
What shouteth you about?

Do you mean paid?

Are you trying to ask David Bowie a question?

Or is it another Duke you mean?
TARTAN GIVE US A BELL THINK ITS YOU IT IS YOU ISNT IT
 
#7
i thought these people are covered by the official secrets act, so how can they sell stories while still in service?
 
#8
NINJA69 said:
oldnwise said:
oldnwise said:
DUKE
YOU SEEM TO BE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT ANY THOUGHTS ON THESE PEOPLE BEING PAYED FOR THEIR STORIES :?
PS IVE GOT A FEW DONT KNOW IF ITS PRUDENT OR CORRECT TO VOICE THEM HERE
You have a few what? views or stories?

I bet the stories are not as long as the rope I seen you hanging off this morning.
What was that that you had on your head?
:safe:
BOTH NINJ MY LITTLE BLACK ASSASIN
BUT I DONT THINK THERES ENOUGH CLOTH TO MAKE ME A SUIT
 
#9
just been on the news that they have banned them from selling their stories. a bit late eh
 
#10
As you've already registered on the forum you'd probably already got the gist of whats happenning and of peoples opinions....

Now go back to your newsdesk
 
#11
I've got a story for you, once upon a time there was a journo, and we fucked him off, and we lived happily ever after.

And a tip, just for you, oldndisguise...

To the left of the 'A' buttton, under the 'Tab' button (It looks like two arrows, one point left, one pointing right) is another button that stops you looking like a cunt.
 
#12
oldnwise said:
DUKE
YOU SEEM TO BE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT ANY THOUGHTS ON THESE PEOPLE BEING PAYED FOR THEIR STORIES :?
Oh come on surely if he was a journo he would know how to spell paid...
 
#13
Oldnwise, I have many stories, Infact i have written a book titled "Amazing Disgrace"
I would like to sell it to the sun because they are the forces paper and they will get my story across truthfully, They also pay the most and will sex my story up to make me look Well 'ard, If the fat wrens 2 weeks in butlins is worth 100K then i'll be looking for at least 250k. PM me if your interested.
 
#15
scotlass said:
oldnwise said:
DUKE
YOU SEEM TO BE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT ANY THOUGHTS ON THESE PEOPLE BEING PAYED FOR THEIR STORIES :?
Oh come on surely if he was a journo he would know how to spell paid...
But, and this is the smart thing, if he has the terrible grammar that all squaddies have* then we would be fooled into thinking he is one of us, therefore giving him information about the time I was bullied in Deepcut, or about when I abused Iraqi prisoners, and maybe the time I found Prince Harry indulging in DAFWOF.

*Recent reports indicate that around 50% of personnel to join the Army last year have the reading and writing skills of 11 years olds.
 
#18
oldnwise said:
oldnwise said:
DUKE
YOU SEEM TO BE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT ANY THOUGHTS ON THESE PEOPLE BEING PAYED FOR THEIR STORIES :?
PS IVE GOT A FEW DONT KNOW IF ITS PRUDENT OR CORRECT TO VOICE THEM HERE
Prudence use to swallow.

Or the one I used to go out with did.
 
#19
to all of the above who think im a journo im not. Just asked for your thoughts on the subject nothing more than that. sorry if it upset your delicate disposition pm me if you like as for the grammer cant help being a tick wat
 
#20
At least you have found out not to speak in all capital letters, however, the next step is learning how to use them correctly, i.e. at the beginning of each sentence.

Journo
 

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