Oldnwise, I have many stories, Infact i have written a book titled "Amazing Disgrace"
I would like to sell it to the sun because they are the forces paper and they will get my story across truthfully, They also pay the most and will sex my story up to make me look Well 'ard, If the fat wrens 2 weeks in butlins is worth 100K then i'll be looking for at least 250k. PM me if your interested.
But, and this is the smart thing, if he has the terrible grammar that all squaddies have* then we would be fooled into thinking he is one of us, therefore giving him information about the time I was bullied in Deepcut, or about when I abused Iraqi prisoners, and maybe the time I found Prince Harry indulging in DAFWOF.
*Recent reports indicate that around 50% of personnel to join the Army last year have the reading and writing skills of 11 years olds.
to all of the above who think im a journo im not. Just asked for your thoughts on the subject nothing more than that. sorry if it upset your delicate disposition pm me if you like as for the grammer cant help being a tick wat