Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by mooch, Mar 15, 2006.

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  1. The foreskin...sorry, the FofS at my place today dropped his kecks and wiped his dirty bott rot onto my jacket leaving a rather unpleasent looking(but tangy tasting) crud mark.

    Now, ive already placed tacs under the innersole in his best boots but feel that this is rather short of the mark.

    This all began when he asked via the LAN if there were any climbers in the regt. Of course i phoned him and told him i was an excellent climber with vast experience. When asked my name i replied "Peter Parker"

    Does this really justify having my clothes used as andrex?

    If any of you can suggest some suitable paybacks i will put them into action and post the results here.

    Cheers ARRSErs

  2. Start by killing yourself and then fcukign off and staying fcuked off again you boring walt cnut
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    That sounds like a 'No' then Doh-Nuts :wink:
  4. Donut obviously has the painters in this week. :wink:
  5. Thanks for the kind words, ill try that first thing monday!! :D

    I really make his blood boil :twisted: