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Pay day Nov

#1
Thought I'd get this in first before someone really asks it: Do we get paid on Wed? I once heard that because Santa is coming we get paid early, and that I can have an RSMs pension while smoking a cigarette with my beret on. Furthermore I can claim tax back on my boot polish and use my MOD 90 in the cash point....
 
#3
Thought I'd get this in first before someone really asks it: Do we get paid on Wed? I once heard that because Santa is coming we get paid early, and that I can have an RSMs pension while smoking a cigarette with my beret on. Furthermore I can claim tax back on my boot polish and use my MOD 90 in the cash point....
Tut tut, you're an ARRSE nig, stick to threads like 'packing a bergan' until you've at least a thousand posts under your belt.

Bloody red arse.
 
#4
FFS,pay day November has,and always fuckin will be on the 31st.It will be the one with the Christmas bung in it of £500 smackers for the pads and £300 for the singlies.Stabs get fuck all,'cos they already have another job and will probably be on strike anyway.Are you(OP)fuckin thick or what,get a grip.I get paid on Sunday 'cos that's pocket money day.
 
#6
Someone's been scrolling through all the anal threads & posting all your requests in one eh?

Even for a wah it's a fecking lousy attempt, and it's not even 9pm...

Shame it's not a school night eh?
 
#7
On November you get whats called a politicians bonus where when you open your pay slip, you see that your tax has gone up by 1/3, to pay for the pensions that current govt are getting, whilst yours are getting slashed in 2015.
 
#8
FFS,pay day November has,and always fuckin will be on the 31st.It will be the one with the Christmas bung in it of £500 smackers for the pads and £300 for the singlies.Stabs get fuck all,'cos they already have another job and will probably be on strike anyway.Are you(OP)fuckin thick or what,get a grip.I get paid on Sunday 'cos that's pocket money day.
I can confirm all this is all true.
 
#10
Tut tut, you're an ARRSE nig, stick to threads like 'packing a bergan' until you've at least a thousand posts under your belt.

Bloody red arse.
I've been on ARRSE for years Dingerr, used to be a senior member, just had to change my name earlier this year because of a cock at work! And yes this was a bored piss take but as always people are biting!
 
#12
Originally Posted by twosugarsnomilk
FFS,pay day November has,and always fuckin will be on the 31st.It will be the one with the Christmas bung in it of £500 smackers for the pads and £300 for the singlies.Stabs get fuck all,'cos they already have another job and will probably be on strike anyway.Are you(OP)fuckin thick or what,get a grip.I get paid on Sunday 'cos that's pocket money day.

I can confirm all this is all true.
You will be waiting a long time to be paid on November the 31st........... November has 30 days in it. :eek:)
 
#14
On November you get whats called a politicians bonus where when you open your pay slip, you see that your tax has gone up by 1/3, to pay for the pensions that current govt are getting, whilst yours are getting slashed in 2015.
2015? Does that mean you're getting a 3 yer tax break? You lucky, lucky barsterd!!!!
 
#17
Originally Posted by twosugarsnomilk
FFS,pay day November has,and always fuckin will be on the 31st.It will be the one with the Christmas bung in it of £500 smackers for the pads and £300 for the singlies.Stabs get fuck all,'cos they already have another job and will probably be on strike anyway.Are you(OP)fuckin thick or what,get a grip.I get paid on Sunday 'cos that's pocket money day.



You will be waiting a long time to be paid on November the 31st........... November has 30 days in it. :eek:)
Fucking hell, there's always one who turns up to spoil the fun.......
 

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