Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Ozduke, Sep 6, 2007.

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  1. It's not over till the fat... oh, I see...

    Rest in Pizza
  2. Nessum dormant, now.
  3. In memory of the great tenor i am planning 2 minutes pie eating and flatulence! :D
  4. My daughter (13) is staying with her great aunt in Sorrento at the moment.

    She asked in all seriousness "who's he then?"
  5. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    REgards, You should also shag a girl half your age and an third of your weight
  6. 16yrs old and 4 stone?? I'd snap the poor thing, and long haired OC would rip off my ball sack! I'll stick with the pies or other fattening foods of choice.
  7. I feel sorry for his pall bearers...
  8. I've told you before, keep your filthy mitts off me!
  9. Anyone want a ticket for the funeral? ...

    .... Its only a tenner

    God that was crap, I'll get my coat.
  10. Pavarotti's funeral is set to cost £50,000, just goes to show you dont get much change from a tenor these days