To save gas, opera singer Luciano Pavarotti will be cremated by microwave. As all opera fans know, the show's not over until the fat bastard pings!
Da- dum.
Any one else have any friday humour?
When Pavarotti died the funeral directors announced they couldnt do funerals for a tennor...

is that the hole i can see?
Just before he died, he was going to sing with Placido Domingo, Jose Carreras and Elton John.

They were going to be called the Three Tenors and a Nine Bob Note.

Pavarotti, down and out on the streets of Milan. "'ere, Guv. You got change for a tenor?" (Translated from the original Eyetie)


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Pavarotti's last concert was an aid to save the rain forests. Sadly they had to chop down a rain forest to make a coffin for the fat barsteward.
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