Pavarotti

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  1. To save gas, opera singer Luciano Pavarotti will be cremated by microwave. As all opera fans know, the show's not over until the fat bastard pings!
    Da- dum.
    Any one else have any friday humour?
     
  2. When Pavarotti died the funeral directors announced they couldnt do funerals for a tennor...





    is that the hole i can see?
     
  3. Just before he died, he was going to sing with Placido Domingo, Jose Carreras and Elton John.

    They were going to be called the Three Tenors and a Nine Bob Note.

    Pmsl
     
  4. Pavarotti, down and out on the streets of Milan. "'ere, Guv. You got change for a tenor?" (Translated from the original Eyetie)
     
  5. Longlenny

    Longlenny War Hero Book Reviewer

    Pavarotti's last concert was an aid to save the rain forests. Sadly they had to chop down a rain forest to make a coffin for the fat barsteward.
     
  6. Barsteward. just sent that to my mum and she wants to batter me.
     
  7. The only hurse that he fitted was the new Nissan Dorma.