To save gas, opera singer Luciano Pavarotti will be cremated by microwave. As all opera fans know, the show's not over until the fat bastard pings!
Da- dum.
Any one else have any friday humour?
Just before he died, he was going to sing with Placido Domingo, Jose Carreras and Elton John.

They were going to be called the Three Tenors and a Nine Bob Note.



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Pavarotti's last concert was an aid to save the rain forests. Sadly they had to chop down a rain forest to make a coffin for the fat barsteward.
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