Patriotic Dolphins Enlist for Persian Gulf Duty

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Not_Whistlin_Dixie, Jan 14, 2012.

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  1. Enlisting eh? Maybe the US Navy should give my plan for Suicide Nuke Kangaroos a go as well.
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  2. Special Porpoise Forces?
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  3. That's just fucking terrible. :)
  4. Gives the Seals a rest I suppose.
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  5. boom tish
  6. I wonder how the recruiters got Flipper to sign up? Do they have TA dolphins?
  7. If that doesn't work, they can send Dolph in.
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  8. It'll all end in tears. When they tried this before, the dolphins would surface with a stonefish mine balanced on the end of their nose which they'd chuck onto the deck of the nearest ship. Then they had the cheek to demand fishy treats.
  9. The Iranian countermeasure;

  10. That is possibly the most awesome thing in the world.
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  11. I did hear that the septics were training dolphins to swim towards Iranian subs and surface ships with explosive charges attached to them.

    An updated version of the anti tank dogs of WW2.
  12. Apparently in GW1 they just swam off, who says dolphins are dumb?
  13. Good effort training Fido to operate a Carl Gustav, seeing as they lack opposable thumbs.
  14. They didn't need opposable thumbs they had a pack of bangstuff attached to them fitted with a tilt switch which was tilted when they ran under a Sov tank.

    Hot dog anyone?