Patriotic Bit

#1
Today, whilst shopping in Sainsburys with the Mem Sahib I saw a little old man stood by the frozen produce. He was wearing a tee shirt so I could see his bare arms and that is when I spotted it, a tattoo with the letters AVFC on it. I immediately remembered an ARRSE thread that pointed out that Taliban wear such tattoos to secretly identify each other. I was surprised, I didn't know that there were many white old men who were in the Taliban but I did my patriotic duty and ran up and chinned him whilst shouting "That's for our boys you Muslim scum".
I was proud to do my patriotic bit, have you had a chance to do so recently?
 
#2
Markintime said:
Today, whilst shopping in Sainsburys with the Mem Sahib I saw a little old man stood by the frozen produce. He was wearing a tee shirt so I could see his bare arms and that is when I spotted it, a tattoo with the letters AVFC on it. I immediately remembered an ARRSE thread that pointed out that Taliban wear such tattoos to secretly identify each other. I was surprised, I didn't know that there were many white old men who were in the Taliban but I did my patriotic duty and ran up and chinned him whilst shouting "That's for our boys you Muslim scum".
I was proud to do my patriotic bit, have you had a chance to do so recently?
I'm waiting for an opportunity to poke Gordon Brown in his good eye on behalf of the entire country.
 
#3
Markintime said:
Today, whilst shopping in Sainsburys with the Mem Sahib I saw a little old man stood by the frozen produce. He was wearing a tee shirt so I could see his bare arms and that is when I spotted it, a tattoo with the letters AVFC on it. I immediately remembered an ARRSE thread that pointed out that Taliban wear such tattoos to secretly identify each other. I was surprised, I didn't know that there were many white old men who were in the Taliban but I did my patriotic duty and ran up and chinned him whilst shouting "That's for our boys you Muslim scum".
I was proud to do my patriotic bit, have you had a chance to do so recently?
I signed a petition recently to stop the Scottish Parliment changing our national anthem. Apparently Flower of Scotland is a tad racist. :D
 

Biped

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#4
I'm ahead of the curve on this one I think.

I was walking through the town centre this very morning when I saw a much-bebangled chavette of 14 pushing a pram with a wee ear-studded toddler of about 2 years old in it.

I ran up and tipped the little chav-to-be face down on the floor in his pram, before stealing his dummy.

As I ran off I shouted "Yeah b1Tch, see how you like it!"
 
#5
Biped said:
I'm ahead of the curve on this one I think.

I was walking through the town centre this very morning when I saw a much-bebangled chavette of 14 pushing a pram with a wee ear-studded toddler of about 2 years old in it.

I ran up and tipped the little chav-to-be face down on the floor in his pram, before stealing his dummy.

As I ran off I shouted "Yeah b1Tch, see how you like it!"
That was a bit foolhardy, wasn't it, Biped? You should at least made sure you had minimal covering fire.

MsG
 
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trowel

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#6
Biped said:
I'm ahead of the curve on this one I think.

I was walking through the town centre this very morning when I saw a much-bebangled chavette of 14 pushing a pram with a wee ear-studded toddler of about 2 years old in it.

I ran up and tipped the little chav-to-be face down on the floor in his pram, before stealing his dummy.

As I ran off I shouted "Yeah b1Tch, see how you like it!"
Impetuous youth. These thing need to be planned
 
#7
Biped said:
I'm ahead of the curve on this one I think.

I was walking through the town centre this very morning when I saw a much-bebangled chavette of 14 pushing a pram with a wee ear-studded toddler of about 2 years old in it.

I ran up and tipped the little chav-to-be face down on the floor in his pram, before stealing his dummy.

As I ran off I shouted "Yeah b1Tch, see how you like it!"
You sure showed that 2y/o who was boss. Sir, I salute you :D
 

Auld-Yin

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#8
trowel said:
Biped said:
I'm ahead of the curve on this one I think.

I was walking through the town centre this very morning when I saw a much-bebangled chavette of 14 pushing a pram with a wee ear-studded toddler of about 2 years old in it.

I ran up and tipped the little chav-to-be face down on the floor in his pram, before stealing his dummy.

As I ran off I shouted "Yeah b1Tch, see how you like it!"
Impetuous youth. These thing need to be planned
And savoured :twisted:
 

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