Patrick

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LITTLE PATRICK ASKED FOR A BIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
HIS DAD SAID "WE'D GET YOU ONE,BUT OUR MORTGAGE
IS £80,000 AN YOUR MUM HAS LOST HER JOB."
NEXT DAY PATRICK WALKED OUT WITH HIS SUITCASE PACKED
HIS DAD ASKS "WHERE YOU GOING SON ?"


PATRICK REPLIED " I WALKED PAST YOUR ROOM LAST NIGHT &
HEARD YOU TELL MUM YOU WERE PULLING OUT,THEN I HEARD MUM
TELL YOU TO WAIT COZ SHE WAS COMING TOO. I'M NOT STAYING HERE ON ME OWN WITH AN £80,000 MORTGAGE & NO F##KING BIKE."
 

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