Patrick

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. LITTLE PATRICK ASKED FOR A BIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
    HIS DAD SAID "WE'D GET YOU ONE,BUT OUR MORTGAGE
    IS £80,000 AN YOUR MUM HAS LOST HER JOB."
    NEXT DAY PATRICK WALKED OUT WITH HIS SUITCASE PACKED
    HIS DAD ASKS "WHERE YOU GOING SON ?"


    PATRICK REPLIED " I WALKED PAST YOUR ROOM LAST NIGHT &
    HEARD YOU TELL MUM YOU WERE PULLING OUT,THEN I HEARD MUM
    TELL YOU TO WAIT COZ SHE WAS COMING TOO. I'M NOT STAYING HERE ON ME OWN WITH AN £80,000 MORTGAGE & NO F##KING BIKE."