Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin

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  1. Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin,

    Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,

    Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.

    When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more.

    The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .......... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."

    Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all dranktogedder."

    The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.

    Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.

    One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.

    All the other regulars in the bar notice! & fall silent.

    When he goes back to the bar for the second round,

    The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

    Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh,

    "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine !

    Tis me, ...................... I've
    Quit Drinking !"
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