Patent Leather shoes - You decide

Are Patent Leather boots the sort of thing that George Michael Wears

  • Yes, They will guarantee bum sex ?

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  • No, They are a good way having to pay for Port.

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#1
A certain Arrser has just bought a load of mess kit. He has bought a set of patent leather george boots. IMHO they are not far short of a war crime. Does anyone confess to wearing these monstrosities?

BTW It is Hallveg
 
#2
Ffs, patent leather is a crime against good taste. Has he got a clip on bow tie and velcro cumberbund too.
 
#3
And no doubt to finish the cheap pikey look off, a set of stickyback medals.

I hope he is harangued from arrsehole to breakfast time on every occasion they are worn.
 
#5
Patent leather George boots? How American dahlings...too tooo ghastly for words. Case of port every time he dons them...
 
#6
War Crime?

or exercising his freedom under the Human Rights Act?

definitely a war crime
 
#7
He is blatantly gay. As he is your friend, either you must disown him, or you are gay too.

Your choice. 8O
 
#9
biscuits said:
He is blatantly gay. As he is your friend, either you must disown him, or you are gay too.

Your choice. 8O
Actually, you should just kill him if he ever wears them.
 
#10
Unless his mess kit is a pink gingham dress and includes a blonde wig in pigtails and bow there can be no excuse.
 
#11
Ok perhaps as a newly promoted type i should have asked and not just gone on the word of the Turkish geeza at mess dress who sold them to me,
quote "evarya onea isa wearing thema, evana RSM'sa wera thema"

so i guess ill be taking them back, but dont you think the_guru could have told me this before i drove to bournemouth?
 
#12
I think it makes bloody good sense. Good luck to the guy for having the common sense to save himself a lot of bulling.
 
#13
GDav said:
I think it makes bloody good sense. Good luck to the guy for having the common sense to save himself a lot of bulling.
I really am confused now :?



not about girls, just boots.
 
#14
hallveg said:
GDav said:
I think it makes bloody good sense. Good luck to the guy for having the common sense to save himself a lot of bulling.
I really am confused now :?



not about girls, just boots.
How? The guy buys himself some patent leather George boots to save himself the bother of bulling.
 
#15
GDav said:
hallveg said:
GDav said:
I think it makes bloody good sense. Good luck to the guy for having the common sense to save himself a lot of bulling.
I really am confused now :?



not about girls, just boots.
How? The guy buys himself some patent leather George boots to save himself the bother of bulling.
No i AM the guy and im confused because i've been asking people some have said, like you, good idea and well done, others like old man guru have sworn at me and promissed to "make sure i suffer" because "I know the RSM and I'll get him to fine/ban you".
 
#17
I would never bull my boots for the mess, nobody's ever inspected me.

But patent leather is gay. I work with a lot of Septics here, and when they put their patent leather shoes on, they get mocked mercilessly, with good reason.

Føcking gaylords!
 
#18
hallveg said:
GDav said:
hallveg said:
GDav said:
I think it makes bloody good sense. Good luck to the guy for having the common sense to save himself a lot of bulling.
I really am confused now :?



not about girls, just boots.
How? The guy buys himself some patent leather George boots to save himself the bother of bulling.
No i AM the guy and im confused because i've been asking people some have said, like you, good idea and well done, others like old man guru have sworn at me and promissed to "make sure i suffer" because "I know the RSM and I'll get him to fine/ban you".
If somebody is making patent leather George boots then there's a demand. Is there any directive from the RSM that they shouldn't be worn? Did you check with the RSM before buying them?
 
#19
biscuits said:
I would never bull my boots for the mess, nobody's ever inspected me.

But patent leather is gay. I work with a lot of Septics here, and when they put their patent leather shoes on, they get mocked mercilessly, with good reason.

Føcking gaylords!
Now here we go again. the_guru told me to buy normal boots and
"bull them up you lazy fat abstard! people who dont bull them have no personal pride"

so is it gay to bull
or
is it gay to go patent
 

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