Pat & Mick

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by oldflyboy, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Pat and Mick had a great night out, spent all their money and missed the last bus home.
    No money for a taxi, so they set out to walk home.
    Along the road, they came to the by now dark bus depot.
    "Oi say, Mick", says Pat, "I think we could take a bus and drive all the way home. Look, you stay and keep watch and oi'll go and get a bus".
    Pat was in the depot for ages and Mick called in, "Pat, for God's sake man, why are ye taking so long."
    Mick called back, "Oi can't find a number 19".
    "For God's sake, man", replied Pat, "Just bring a number 14 and we'll get of at the roundabout and walk the rest".