Passports Please, You Jock Twats

And so they should. Scotland, NI & Wales have devolved parliaments of some sort or other with varying powers. England does not. So we now have English MPs whinging about Scots being able to vote in the UK parliament on purely English matters. If they are purely English matters WTF are they being discussed in the UK parliament? Get your own and get yourselves sorted out, stop whinging about the Scots, it is your position that is fucked.

We've never been given the option - the Labour government of Tony Blair that promised devolution refused to do so for the English.
 

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Gordon Brown is planning how he can wring Alex Salmond by the balls so he can become the last King and Savior of Scotland:

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We've never been given the option - the Labour government of Tony Blair that promised devolution refused to do so for the English.
Well that is the fault of the English not the Scots so you should go and cry into your already watered down beer and stop getting on about Scots (this is a general 'you' not a personal one)
 

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Gordon Brown is planning how he can wring Alex Salmond by the balls so he can become the last King and Savior of Scotland:

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If the vote goes Yes, watch this bastard try to line himself up as Pres Scot. :(

President of the Republic of United Scotland (POROUS)
 
An earlier thread stated how a large percentage of Muslim converts were ginger so its fairly clear to see that anyone with hair resembling a burning fire truck would be a security risk and should be hastened across the border sharpish.
 
Well that is the fault of the English not the Scots so you should go and cry into your already watered down beer and stop getting on about Scots (this is a general 'you' not a personal one)

I'll have you know some of our ales are excellent, and strong. As are our ciders. No watered down European fizz piss water for us.

But is it the fault of the English? Tony Blair was a Scot, and IMHO rather shamelessly dangled the promise of devilution to ensure Scotland, Wales (but not NI.....) elected plenty of Labour MPs.
 

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I'll have you know some of our ales are excellent, and strong. As are our ciders. No watered down European fizz piss water for us.

But is it the fault of the English? Tony Blair was a Scot, and IMHO rather shamelessly dangled the promise of devilution to ensure Scotland, Wales (but not NI.....) elected plenty of Labour MPs.
Oh, and that worked really well!
 
What will happen the next time the Queen goes abroad ??, you cant use a pipe band anymore. No more using that world renowned sight.

Then you hairy-footed Highlanders will have to give them up as well seeing as they were brought over by the Romans. Unlucky. Never mind, eh?
 
I'll have you know some of our ales are excellent, and strong. As are our ciders. No watered down European fizz piss water for us.

But is it the fault of the English? Tony Blair was a Scot, and IMHO rather shamelessly dangled the promise of devilution to ensure Scotland, Wales (but not NI.....) elected plenty of Labour MPs.
Don't forget the greatest Unelected PM the UK ever had.......Gordon of Brown.
Sadly, the vote will be no though and we will continue to have scotch communists dressed up as labour politicians parachuted in to safe English Labour seats for some time to come.

(Edited to add: Fcuking bastards that they are!)
 
Great, as a Scot you can have our passports.

But then what if we decide your British one will become invalid for getting into Scotland. Oh dear, how will all the whining English who work on my rig get to work ??, will they have to apply for a Scottish one ??, nah .. we wont give them out to just anyone.

It'll be great. No more whining offshore about us not supporting you when you play football. No more having to point out that the England flag and the British flag are two different things. No more having to listen to you lot going on about how its unfair to make you travel to Aberdeen all the time to go offshore (its within helicopter range of where the fcuking oil is you dullards) and most of all no more having to listen to you whine about how you personally subsidse me. This was from a guy from Norfolk on half the money I am on. On the plus side it'll be fun watching you wait for the next English winner of Wimbledon, good luck with that.

What will happen the next time the Queen goes abroad ??, you cant use a pipe band anymore. No more using that world renowned sight. Not to worry though, I am sure the Queen will look dignified and regal getting off the plane to the sight of two dozen ribbon toting inbred's waltzing about like they are more than a little light on the loafers.

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Oh the glorious irony of an aberdonian moaning about others moaning - priceless!

The reason English folks are moaning on "your" rig is that they have had the will to live sucked out of them by, perhaps the nearest thing to the fictional dementors in Harry Potter, yes, the aberdeen airport taxi driver.
 
Only those that vote Labour, surely. Having only one vote, I can only use it to vote against my Labour candidate. The voting scum around here would vote Labour if you pinned a red rosette to a donkey........or something like that.

That's how our democracy works though.

I can't see many Scots standing as MPs in England if they get independence.
 
I've given up giving a shit how it goes, just looking forward to it being over so all the twats up here will stop trying to outdo each other on their Scottishness.
Twats saying that if you don't vote Yes then you're not Scottish.
Mates 16 year old son got threatened with a kicking in school the other day because he's voting No.

Either way it goes there'll be riots on the streets next week.
If there's one thing the English gave to Scotland was a common enemy to hate.
 
I've given up giving a shit how it goes, just looking forward to it being over so all the twats up here will stop trying to outdo each other on their Scottishness.
Twats saying that if you don't vote Yes then you're not Scottish.
Mates 16 year old son got threatened with a kicking in school the other day because he's voting No.

Either way it goes there'll be riots on the streets next week.
If there's one thing the English gave to Scotland was a common enemy to hate.
That is the result of giving voting rights to children who at that age are obsessed with masturbation and mopeds
 

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That is the result of giving voting rights to children who at that age are obsessed with masturbation and mopeds
Remind me of what age that obsession stops?
 
That is the result of giving voting rights to children who at that age are obsessed with masturbation and mopeds

Letting 16 year olds vote is a total gimmick designed to maximise the YES vote. At that age I could not be trusted to make many decisions myself, other than what type of porn I would **** over!
 
That is the result of giving voting rights to children who at that age are obsessed with masturbation and mopeds

And who go along with the emotional Braveheart vibe, along with the fact that they're likely to vote whichever way their parents do
 
Letting 16 year olds vote is a total gimmick designed to maximise the YES vote. At that age I could not be trusted to make many decisions myself, other than what type of porn I would **** over!
I quite like the Starship Troopers model of democracy to be honest . Only those who have served can vote as anybody else doesnt quite grasp the importance.
 

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