Passive Negative Ion Generator

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by EX_STAB, Apr 17, 2007.

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  1. It doesn't work. I dropped off twice reading all that bollox on the website.
  2. Sounds good, need something to keep me awake at work as the caffeine just isn't cutting it any more. :D
  3. Try sitting on a spike instead of a chair.

    Of course if you are already sitting on a spike just for the pleasure then you could always try poking yourself in the eye with a sharp stick?
  4. Well the models are so odd I started a separate thread on them:

    I think those eyebrows aren't too convincing either! (Have the shoes been photoshopped?)
  5. Fcuking hell-do they make special crystals as well to counteract any bad spirits??? :roll:

    Utter shite and as for having them on the bridge of a warship?? Well, I wouldn't know as the only time I ever go onto the bridge is so I can ask the (female) OOW for permission to 'come on the bridge' and see whether she can detect my innuendos

    Simple things, simple minds :oops:
  6. what, we've still got a warship? :slow:
    There must be more matelots on the beach than at sea nowadays.