Passing out parade

DO NOT WEAR UNIFORM TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS PROM!!
You'll look like a cnut and every pair of bollocks in the room will want to have a pop at the squaddie ******. Plus you'll look like a nonce, despite the age similarity.
Are you joining REME? If you are, crack on, just remember to cut the linings out of your pockets and the seam up your arse crease.
 
Jesus why do I get hate I was just asking a question I can’t tell if your taking the mic or not I’m joining as juniour soldier in September and I was wandering if I could suprise he because she isn’t going to see me for majority of the time.
Son. If I was you, I'd forget about your 'girlfriend' and her prom because a few weeks after you join up, someone else - more than likely one of your 'friends' will be balls deep in her.
Concentrate on getting in to the Army, passing off, then once you become a steely eyed dealer of death you can worry about girls.
Do with this advice, what you please but it is good advice.
Good luck.
 

Daxx

MIA
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As previously stated, do not wear your uniform to your ex girlfriends prom, unless you want some facetime with the badge.
 

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