I really hope Piers Morgan is still vain enough to frequent arrse to see how much we all love him.
Piers - you're a cnut. You act like a cnut, dress like a cnut, you photograph like an axe wound in a badger that's serviced 6 sex starved men. I hope you still look in the mirror and see that scar Jeremy Clarkson gave you and suffer from flashbacks. Cnut.