Paris Ritz Robbed , Boo fcukin Hoo

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by CptDanjou, Jan 11, 2018.

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  1. You sound like a Labour supporter.
     
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  2. Was anyone killed in the ensuing car chase?
     
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  3. Quite the opposite.
     
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  4. "they broke the windows and door to the jewelery store" and got £4m of stuff. Sounds secure then.... The gendame at 0.27 l'obtiendrait bien.....
     
  5. Some Afghans apparently.
     
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  7. The concept someone peddling like fury is so amusing. Not half the ingenuity of the Hatton Garden heist.
     
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  8. Well apparently Paris police have recovered all the jewels before ARRSE CSI even had a chance to get properly going.
     
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  9. Keep the thread open so we can give the french a bit of up hill
     
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  10. And arrested three of the five robbers. Not such a success after all. At least they'll be allowed to live in France for some years. :cool:
     
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  11. It was a battle of wits and the French won.........oh the shame.
     
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  12. Who's Paris Ritz?

    Is her BFF this scuzzer?

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  13. Didnt they use Tasers on the crims ?
     
  14. She's got fuckng horrible feet.

    The pointless cow.
     
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